Funny Motivational Quotes
Life is like a roller coaster: full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and the occasional scream-inducing drop. But hey, at least you're not the guy who lost his shoe at the top of the loop! Remember, every step forward, no matter how small, is progress. If you trip and fall, just pretend you were about to do a push-up. Embrace your mistakes – they’re proof that you’re trying! And when life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade; make a lemon cannon and launch those sour suckers back at life. Keep going, even when it feels like you’re herding cats – because one day, you’ll look back and realize you’ve built an entire cat circus. So put on your big person pants, take a deep breath, and show the world what you’re made of. You’ve got this, superstar
Funny Motivational Quotes
"Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive." – Elbert Hubbard
"I always wanted to be somebody,
but now I realize I should have been more specific." – Lily Tomlin
"The elevator to success is out of order.
You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time." – Joe Girard
"People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing
– that’s why we recommend it daily." – Zig Ziglar
"I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book." – Groucho Marx
"If at first you don’t succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." – Steven Wright
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
Funny Motivational Quotes
"Change is not a four-letter word…
but often your reaction to it is!" – Jeffrey Gitomer
"Age is of no importance
unless you’re a cheese." – Billie Burke
"Behind every great man
is a woman rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey
"You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?" – Steven Wright
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone,
a backbone, and a funny bone." – Reba McEntire
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed
in overalls and looks like work." – Thomas Edison
"I am an early bird and a night owl…
so I am wise and I have worms." – Michael Scott (The Office)
"Life is like a sewer…
what you get out of it depends on what
you put into it." – Tom Lehrer
"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid,
please ignore this notice." – Sam Levenson
"If you think you are too small to make a difference,
try sleeping with a mosquito." – Dalai Lama
"Work until your bank account looks
like a phone number."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting
parking spaces." – Will Rogers
"I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper
"Always remember
that you are unique – just like everyone else."
