Short Funny Motivational Quotes || Funny Motivational Quotes
Short Funny Motivational Quotes || Funny Motivational Quotes
"Work until your bank account looks
like a phone number"
"The elevator to success is out of order.
You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time"
"Be happy it drives people crazy"
"Stories of imagination tend to
upset those without one"
"People say nothing is impossible
but I do nothing every day"
"When life gives you lemons
squirt someone in the eye"
"The best thing about the future is that
it comes one day at a time"
"The question isn’t who is going to let me
it’s who is going to stop me"
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you
worried about yesterday"
"Always borrow money from a pessimist
He won’t expect it back"
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving
definitely isn’t for you"
"Always laugh when you can
it is cheap medicine"
"Bad decisions make
good stories"
"You can’t have everything
Where would you put it"
"Life is hard. After all
it kills you"
"You can’t have everything
Where would you put it"
"The road to success is always
under construction"
"Never let your sense of morals prevent
you from doing what is right."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you
can do the day after tomorrow"
"When something goes wrong in your life just
yell ‘PLOT TWIST’ and move on"
"To be sure of hitting the target
shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target"
"The road to success is dotted with many
tempting parking spaces"
"Kill them with success and bury
them with a smile"
"Don’t wait, the time will
never be just right"
"The bad news is time flies
The good news is you’re the pilot"
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